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Hey, I'm Jay. Or I will be once I get the paperwork to change my name to that legally, until then you can call me Jay. I am a lazy, non-leathal sorta guy who doesn't have enough energy to give enough of a shit about a whole lot so I just let the little things (and a few big things) slide.

Slide.

I study Television and New Media Production at Loyalist College in Belleville, and I am probably spelling something wrong there. I am a mean mother of a water polo player (I am the player, not a mother) and can swim a kilometer in under fifteen minutes in the Ottawa River in August. A + B = I am hardcore in the water. I am a germophobe, yet I work in the nastiest places imaginable and clean them to government standards (which I guess means that they are still pretty gross).

Standards.

I drive a 1990 Mazda 626 that is falling apart and has over 233 000 kms on it. It's third or fourth hand, but I love it simply beacuse it is highly improbable and cheap to gas. Love me, love my hunk of metal on three and one halves pieces of rubber. I'm big on love, there isn't enough of it in the world so I spread it around like heavy girls spread out from under their shirts. If you need love, you have me... just don't think that me loving you means that you get "loving" if you catch what I mean. That's not something that I throw around.

Around.

I love travelling. My family is orginally from England and I spent more of the first five years of my life there than Canada. I like Canada as a base country because you don't have to go far to see other cultures. The Canadian Identity (yes, I believe there is one) is about being open to seeing other's lifestyles, not infringing on it nor letting it infringe on your own life.

Life.

You are wasting time in your life you will never get back by reading all this ranting. Go start a fight with a total stranger in the street, you will find it much more fufilling than this.

Cheers!

Jay

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